Tamil kadi jokes!!

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
> > person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....
> >
>
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> > nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
> > nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha
> naaku suttudum
> >
>
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> > nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
> > nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than
> vandhudhu
> >
>
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> > nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
> > nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
> >
>
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> > Non-smoker: I hate Cigarette
> > Smoker : Me too, that is why I am burning it out
> >
>
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> > Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
> > Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum
> >
>
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> > Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
> > Person2 : AAN KING (!)
> >
>
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> > Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
> > A:'Crane'
> >
>
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> > Q:Which bird can write ?
> > A:'Pen'guin
> >
>
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> > Qura(Dove)kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum
> letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum?
> > A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.
> >
>
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> > A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM
> > B: Mazhai may not come!!
> >
>
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> > Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnasamy ?
> > Person 2: Krishna did not see me!
> >
>
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> > Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni?
> > Person 2: Theriyalaiyea!
> > Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand!
> >
>
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> > Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
> > Student: Yeranguya !
> >
>
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> > MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
> > MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
> > MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
> >
>
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> > Two College students finish their History exam and
> walk out of the exam hall..
> > First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
> > Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY
> (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea
> >
>
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> > Customer: Waiter! Yennai-paa saapad-lei oery
> ambathu-paisa coins-aa iruku?"
> > Waiter : "saar neenga thaaney meals-il change
> vennunnu sonningey !"
> >
>
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> > What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
> > Wire-eriyarthu
> >
>
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> > What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
> > Naak-out
> >
>
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> > LICoda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yen?
> > Yenna adhu Mottai maadi.
> >
>
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> > Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan
> maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?
> > Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
> >
>
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> > LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
> > Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
> >
>
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> > Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
> > Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
> >
>
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> > Q:Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam
> porathu. Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
> > A:Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
> >
>
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> > Q: Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna
> payru vaipar?
> > A: Bala Tiruppura Sundari
> >
>
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> > Q:Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna
> vidyasam?
> > A: Sumar, anjara maasam.
> >
>
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> > Q:Oru maami idli-yai thalaila vechinda. Yen?
> > A: Yenna idli poo pola irundhudhu.
> >

 

more jokes

hi sudha, anjana & subha,

thanks for ur comments........here are some more jokes....

enjoy.......

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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A

software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.

What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

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Question: What do you call a person who is leaving

India ?

Ans: Hindustan Lever

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Question: What do you call a person who leaves India,

but doesn't travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

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Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska

naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.

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Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble

brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.

Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

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Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan

pooja and the Indian cricket team?

Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

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question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie

"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really

want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

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these will make u fall off ur chair!!

Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet

Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya

hai???

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet
Explorer.


The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne lee angada IE

To kis baat ki hai lada IE

Tu chal........ Main IE !!!

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This one will make u mad.........

Once all the scientists die and go to

heaven...........

They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is

the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count

upto 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding

except

Newton .........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right

in front of Einstein........... Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims

tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out

and he proves tht he is not newton..........

how.................



Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....

That means i am Newton per meter square......

Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal

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regards,
surya.