sardar kadi Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call". Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Exclusive ECE jokes.. Joke 1 Ques: Which one is "HINDU" - Resistor or Capacitor or Inductor? Ans: Resistor because its unit is ohm. Joke 2 [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Ques: [/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An Assistant Commissioner (AC) buys diode for his son's project. After a while, he is promoted as Deputy Commissioner. Why ? [/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Ans: [/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Because diode is a rectifier, it converts AC to DC!![/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] [/FONT] [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] [/FONT]
Engineering and Medical college principals were arguing that their students are fearless. The argument really heated up and they called for proofs. Medical college Principal called his students and asked them to jump in a sea full of sharks: His students jumped without questioning him at all. Medical College Principal: "See the guts" Engineering college Principal smiled, called his students and asked them to jump in that sea: * * * * Students: ARE YOU CRAZY?? YOU OLD FOOL!! Principal: "See the GUTS!!"
A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce. A man went to GOA and sent message to his wife: "Having the most amazing and wonderful time, I wish you were HER"
Ques: Why are Indian husbands "MADE OF SILVER" and why are American husbands "MADE OF GOLD"? Ans: Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Chemical Symbol for Silver) and American wives call their husband "A u" (Chemical Symbol for Gold).
Maths Exam Special : Staff: Exam Ezhuthaama yaendaa "Dance" Aadra? Student: Neenga thaanae sonneenga Steps kku Mark undu nu.
Love oru Kovil..Adhanaala thaan ellaa ponnugalum "LOVE" YOU sonna seruppa kalatraanga Ippadikku, Maathi Maathi yosippor sangam
Figure na Jollu Love na Dhillu Life na Thrillu School na Bellu Hotel na Billu Friends na Lollu Happy Friendship day!! :cheers
