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Taj Mahal of Brazil

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. Kamalji

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    Taj Mahal of Brazil

    Yesterday night as i was watching NDTV, they were showing Brazil and its connection with India.One of the interesting thing said was this.Some Stupid bloke many years back, was impressed with Indian Bulls.They found them superior to their stock and decided to import one Bull, to cross with the Brazilian Cows.


    This guy was named Taj Mahal.And this bugger sired thousands of kids,and good quality ones.So he was named Taj Mahal, of the anuimal kind.And the Indian cows of his pedigree give as much as 50 litres of milk per day.They get huge fields to graze on,and they are camera shy as the interviewing lady was telling us.And The Beef from these cows is one of the tastiest and pretty high priced.


    This rememinded me of the old joke of the old couple walking by,and seeing a placard near a bull tied up,saying " this Bull has mated 100 times last year.I wont go further.


    Jaipur has those huge Bulls called Saand's.They are huge,and a law unto themselves.They are what u can call them ruffians.They go into the vegetable markets,and will just grab whatever comes into their mouths.However much the vegetable vendor will try to hit him with a stick,this guy will grab whatever comes his way,munch and lazily walk off.If they feel like scratching their ear,they will put the brake handle of the scooter in their ear to scratch,thereby shaking the scooter,and making it fall.


    Once many years back, there was this news in the papers.People were taking a dead body to the crematorium,with "Ram Naam sat Hai," with a huge number of mourners behind.Suddenly two fighting bulls come charging,and the people run helter skelter.Now the 4 guys who are carring the body on their shoulders, turn around to see why the Singing has stopped suddenly and they see the bulls charging.Left with no choice, the guys drop the dead fellow and run for their lives.


    So in Rajasthan, they call a person Saand, who just produces kids like rabbits.Luckily i have never been called that.

    KAMAL MAHTANI
     
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    kamalji,
    what contridictary articles one side you say about the how they like it big, and now they dont call me that 'the bull' i mean..nice write up..sunkan
     
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    Sunkan,

    thanks for the first comments on my blog.Glad u liked it.Regards.Kamal
     
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    Kamlaji,

    A person needs to laugh every day and here I am starting today's quota of laughter with your description of those big Saand bulls. :mrgreen:

    Cheers!
     
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    Nivediji,

    You got yr quota of laughs , and yr comments have given me energy for today.Thanks for the great comments.


    but i have observed here on Indus, that humour blogs dont get read much, or commented upon much,hence i am not posting many of these here.I have over 400 blogs in my Bank.:-(

    Thanks a ton.Regards.kamal
     

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