Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai! Pather ki deewaar na tori pyar bhara dil tor dia ek rupee ki khatir tumne SMS karna chor dia 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1lace>varna</st1lace></st1:City> chautha tayyar hai. One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life Want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill" teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon. Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai, Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Eventhough I couldn't understand that hindi part of the joke, I liked the 'liver and kidney' part very much, Reenae!