Subject: Ladies' Restroom

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
    > attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
    > always been occupied.
    > A nurse noticed his predicament.
    > Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you
    > promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
    > He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
    > noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
    > Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA , PP,
    > and a red one labelled ATR.
    > Who would know if he touched them?
    > He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was
    > sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling,
    > he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
    > like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed
    > the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,
    > gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he
    > pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
    > bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
    > unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more
    > than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When
    > the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't
    > wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be
    > supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his
    > eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was
    > staring down at him.
    > 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I
    > remember was pushing the ATR button.
    > 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
    > ****
    • is under your pillow.'
    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear Daffodil,

    That was so hilarious .....I laughed till tears rolled down !!!

    Thanks for sharing.....Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughI still can't stop laughing !!

    PAULINA:lol::lol:
     
  5. Sashmitaa

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    hilarious one

    Lakshmi
     
  6. roopadadia

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    I thought only women were curious :)

    roopa.
     

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