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  1. malligashivaram

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    Neha1 and pussy thank your feedback, its nice to know that you are not alone, thank you dears
     
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    PUSSY YOUR QUOTATIONS WERE SO TRUE AND INSPIRATIONAL
    "The best angle to use in any situation is the TRY-angle."

    Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Just Untie the ribbons."
    - Ruth Ann Schabaker –

    "Life is like riding a bicycle...
    To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein
    I LIKED THESE VERY MUCH.
     

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    The more we become aware of who and what we truly are, the fewer problems we have. -

    Real difficulties can be overcome. It’s the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
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    If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.

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    Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. -


    Do you want to know what's really beautiful? Confidence.

    Do you want to know what's really powerful? Persistence.

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. - E

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    Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality -

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    It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. -

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    The lower your self-esteem, the more apt you are to believe that someone else holds the key to your happiness. -

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    We are not at the mercy of events that transpired in our childhood unless we believe we are. -
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    True forgiveness is when you can say, "Thank you for giving me that experience"
     

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    'New Me'

    'Live in present, never brood over things which have happened or worry over things yet to happen.'

    'Live the right values of life; and be aggressively good.'

    'Tragedy of human history is decreasing happiness in the midst of increasing comforts.'

    'True joy is in the precision and perfection of your work.'

    'Successful person is the one that lays firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him/her.'

    --Chinmayananda
     

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    The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.


    Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.


    America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

    Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay.

    The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.


    There is no such thing as a good tax.


    The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.


    When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

    The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

    To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.

    The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.


    The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination.


    Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.


    We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

    A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.


    The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.


    Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.


    There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure.


    There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.

    Taxes grow without rain.

    The same prudence which in private life would forbid our paying our own money for unexplained projects, forbids it in the dispensation of the public monies.


    The principle involved here is time-honored and true: and that is it's your money.


    The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the first place.

    A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

     
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    Hi Malliga,

    Thank you for the fun and inspiring quotes. I am sure a lot of people derive inspiration from them. It is good to have you around.

    Gauri
     
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    THANK YOU GAURI -


    THANK YOU GAURI------QUOTATIONS---ARE A DRY SUBECT------BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE TO READ AND UNDERSTAND IT:thumbsup
     

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    Marriage

    A bachelor is someone who never makes the same mistake once.

    A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

    A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

    A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.

    A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.

    Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.

    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

    Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

    I married beneath me. All women do.

    I shall marry in haste and repeat at leisure.

    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

    If I don't marry her, I won't marry anyone. At least, hardly anyone.

    It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

    Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

    Marriage is an attempt to change the night owl into a homing pigeon.

    Marriage is not a word but a sentence.

    Marriage is popular because it provides the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

    Marriage means commitment but so does insanity.

    Marriage without love means love without marriage.

    Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.

    My toughest fight was with my first wife.
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    Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

    So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three.

    The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

    The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

    The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

    Very few trial separations don't work.

    We wedded men live in sorrow and care.


    When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.


    When you see what some girls marry, you realise how much they must hate to work for a living.


    You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns,
    Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
     
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    Funny image
     

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    quotes - chinese wisdom

    "When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be."

    "There is no greater happiness than freedom from worry, and there is no greater wealth than contentment."

    "People's tendency towards good is as water's tendency is to flow downhill." (

    "Eat less, taste more." (

    "Failure lies not in falling down. Failure lies in not getting up." (

    "The higher my rank, the more humbly I behave. The greater my power, the less I exercise it. The richer my wealth, the more I give away. Thus I avoid, respectively, envy and spite and misery

    "Success under a good leader is the people's success." (

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    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." (

    "Softness overcomes hardness."

    "The greatest capability of superior people is that of helping other people to be virtuous." (

    "A great man is hard on himself; a small man is hard on others."

    "Failure is the mother of success."

    "It is not wise for a blind man, riding a blind horse, to approach the edge of a deep pond."

    "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."
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    "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask is a fool for ever


    "With a strong heart and a ready mind what have I to fear?"
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    "Half an orange tastes as sweet as a whole one

    "The wise man puts himself last and finds himself first." (


    "He knows most who says he knows least."
     

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