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Some Logic Thought

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

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    Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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    To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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    The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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    In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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    All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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    Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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    Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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    If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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    You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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    Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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    ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
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    As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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    He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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    If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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    Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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    When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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    If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
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    Especially for engg. Students----
    If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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    You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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    The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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    After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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    If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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    Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
     
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