Some laughs for you ladies....

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    some might be repeats.........

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


    Keep reading-they get better!!!


    WOMEN'S REVENGE
    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet
    , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.&quot;\u003c/span\>\n \u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)\u003cbr\>I know I'm not going to understand women.\u003cbr\>I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>And still be afraid of a spider.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"purple\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:purple;font-family:Verdana\"\>MARRIAGE SEMINAR\u003cbr\>While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,\u003cbr\>\nTom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"purple\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:purple;font-family:Verdana\"\>&quot;It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.&quot; \n\u003cbr\>He addressed the man,\u003cbr\>&quot;Can you name your wife's favorite flower?&quot;\u003cbr\>Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, &quot;It's Pillsbury, isn't it?\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;color:fuchsia\"\>CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS",1]);//--></SCRIPT>And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
    I know I'm not going to understand women.
    I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

    Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
    And still be afraid of a spider.

    MARRIAGE SEMINAR
    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
    Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,

    "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
    He addressed the man,
    "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's
    arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?


    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>\nThe sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. \n\u003cbr\>She directs him down the correct aisle.\u003cbr\>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>\nballs and a ball of string on the counter.\u003cbr\>She says, confused, &quot;Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?\u003cbr\>He answers, &quot;You see, it's like this,\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia;font-family:Arial\"\>yesterday, I sent my wife to the store\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia;font-family:Verdana\"\>\nTo get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>And some rolling \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.\u003cbr\>So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she. \n\u003cbr\>(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
    balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, "You see, it's like this,
    yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
    To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
    And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she.
    (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)


    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>WIFE VS. HUSBAND\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>\nA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.\u003cbr\>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and\u003cbr\>Neither of them wanted to concede their position.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>\nThe husband asked sarcastically, &quot;Relatives of yours?&quot;\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:blue;font-family:Verdana\"\>&quot;Yep,&quot; the wife replied, &quot;in-laws.&quot; \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;color:blue\"\>WORDS\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:red\"\>\nA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:red\"\>30,000 to a man's 15,000. \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:red\"\>The wife replied, &quot;The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... \n\u003cbr\>The husband then turned to his wife and asked, &quot;What?&quot;\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"6\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

    Neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
    The husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

    WORDS
    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
    30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;color:fuchsia\"\>CREATION\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:fuchsia\"\>\nA man said to his wife one day, &quot;I don't know how you can be\u003cbr\>So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.\u003cbr\>&quot;The wife responded, &quot;Allow me to explain.\u003cbr\>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; \n\u003cbr\>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:fuchsia;font-family:Arial\"\>!\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\n \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt\"\>WHO DOES WHAT\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt\"\>A man and his wife were having an argument about who \n\u003cbr\>Should brew the coffee each morning.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt\"\>The wife said, &quot;You should do it because you get up first,\u003cbr\>And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. \n\u003cbr\>The husband said, &quot;You are in charge of cooking around here and\u003cbr\>You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.&quot;\u003cbr\>Wife replies, &quot;No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.&quot; \n\u003cbr\>Husband replies, &quot;I can't believe that, show me.&quot;\u003cbr\>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says &quot;HEBREWS&quot;\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\n \u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;color:blue\"\>The Silent Treatment\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>CREATION
    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
    So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you
    !

    WHO DOES WHAT
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who
    Should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
    And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
    You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS"


    The Silent Treatment
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>\nA man and his wife were having some problems at home\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>And were giving each other the silent treatment. \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him\u003c/span\>\n \u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>At 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,\u003cbr\>&quot;Please wake me at 5:00 AM.&quot;\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>He left it where he knew she would find it.\u003cbr\>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>\nsee why his wife hadn' t wakened him,\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>when he noticed a piece of paper by\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\n \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>the bed.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;color:blue\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home
    And were giving each other the silent treatment.
    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
    At 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
    He left it where he knew she would find it.
    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
    and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn' t wakened him,
    when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\nThe paper said, &quot;It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.&quot;\u003cbr\>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt\"\>God may have created man before woman, but there is always a\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt\"\>\nrough draft before the masterpiece\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>*\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Verdana\"\>SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\> \u003c/p\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cbr clear\u003d\"all\"\>\n",0]);//--></SCRIPT>The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


    God may have created man before woman, but there is always arough draft before the masterpiece

    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!


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    ha ha ha had a good laugh
     
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