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    Brevity is the Soul of Wit.! Sunday relaxing time!?
    Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-
    The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.
    Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
    It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
    A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
    A tax is a fine for doing well.
    Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
    There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
    Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
    They say that alcohol kills slowly.
    So what? Who's in a hurry?
    Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
    Never drink and derive
    One nice thing about egoists:
    They don't talk about other people.
    Brilliant Puns:
    1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
    2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
    3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
    And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
    4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
    5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

    6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
    7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"..
    Jayasala 42
     
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