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Some Interesting Telegrams Ever Received...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linu, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. linu

    linu New IL'ite

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    SOME INTERESTING TELEGRAMS EVER RECEIVED...

    TELEGRAM #1
    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

    TELEGRAM #2
    A
    husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

    TELEGRAM #3
    A
    wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."


    TELEGRAM #4
    A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

    TELEGRAM #5
    A man from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1:place>Agra</st1:place></st1:City> went to <st1:City><st1:place>Ajmer</st1:place></st1:City>. His wife was in her parent's house in <st1:City><st1:place>Delhi</st1:place></st1:City>. When the man went to <st1:City><st1:place>Ajmer</st1:place></st1:City>, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to <st1:City><st1:place>Ajmer</st1:place></st1:City>. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji <st1:City><st1:place>Ajmer</st1:place></st1:City> gaye)
     
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  2. abhatv

    abhatv Senior IL'ite

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    Hai Linu,

    I haven't heard or read the 4th one before.

    Regards,

    Abha.
     
  3. raginiprakash

    raginiprakash Senior IL'ite

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    That was hilarious!!!!:mrgreen:
     
  4. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi,

    i really enjoyed reading!

    regards,

    Vanaja
     

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