If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. *********** I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. *********** Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? *********** If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for? *********** Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. *********** How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? *********** Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. *********** One should love animals. They are so tasty. *********** Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. *********** Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. *********** The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. *********** Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. *********** Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today. *********** "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep *********** There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning *********** "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk *********** "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours *********** God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. *********** The more you learn, the more you know The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. *********** A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say....
