Some definitions.....

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    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
    <TT>on the other.</TT>

    <TT>Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</TT>

    <TT>Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and </TT>
    <TT>everybody disagrees later on.</TT>

    <TT>Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide </TT>
    <TT>that nothing can be done together.</TT>

    <TT>Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. </TT>

    <TT>Yawn: The only time some people ever get to open their mouth.</TT>

    <TT>Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody </TT>
    <TT>believes he got the biggest piece.</TT>

    <TT>Classic: A book which people praise but does not read.</TT>

    <TT>Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</TT>

    <TT>Etc.:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. </TT>

    <TT>Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.</TT>

    <TT>Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into </TT>
    <TT>a river.</TT>

    <TT>Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.</TT>

    <TT>Father: A banker provided by nature.</TT>

    <TT>Criminal:A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.</TT>

    <TT>Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.</TT>

    <TT>Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence</TT>

    <TT>Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.</TT>

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