Teacher : Y is honesty the best policy? * * * * Student : Bec there is hardly any competition. ----------------------------------------------------------------- When words are not just enuff to express ur feelings Dont think u r in LOVE You just have to attend a english speaking course!!!!!!!!:-D ----------------------------------------------------------------- A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees and buries it under the ground.Why? And:its "CAT Buries(cadbury's) Bournvita --------------------------------------------------------------- Never Kiss a Nurse,She will say "Next Pls" Never Kiss a Police woman,She will say "Hands Up " Always Kiss a Teacher , COZ She will say "Repeat it 5 times " ---------------------------------------------------------------- John to his friend: My father can lift 8 people with one finger!!! friend : Wow!!! how is it possible? John : he is a lift operator . -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought for the day! An ant may be small,but it can bite on ur ass............................. Can u biteon its ass ?? * * * Pls dont underestimate others!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------
