1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

Smiles!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    12,595
    Likes Received:
    2,781
    Trophy Points:
    445
    Gender:
    Female
    Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on
    their faces.

    The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.

    "First body: Parsi, 90, died of heart failure whilst making love to
    his mistress.

    Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

    "Second body: "Goan, 25, won a Lakh of rupees on the lottery, spent it
    all on whisky.

    Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.

    Banta Singh from Punjab, 30, struck by lightning."

    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

    "Thought he was having his picture taken."
    --~--~---------~--~----~------<WBR>------~-------~--~----~
     
    Loading...

  2. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

    Messages:
    837
    Likes Received:
    83
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Female
    Hello Aruna,
    Third one was ultimate.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     

Share This Page