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Smartest President

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jaishree9, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    A plane is abt to crash ,there r 5 passangers on board & only four parachutes.
    The first passanger says- "I am Ronaldo- the best foot ball player in the world ,I cant die on my fans"
    So he grabs the first parachute & jumped.
    The second passanger- Hillary Clinton says "I am Senater & wife of the former president of US I have A very Good chance of becoming president of US in future"
    so she grabs second parachute & jumped out.
    The third person says -
    "I am George W.Bush Presedent of US ,I am the smartest president & I have huge responsibilty towards world i cant die " so he grabs a pack & jumped out.
    The fourth passanger Pope says to the fifth pessanger A little boy -
    "I am old I have lived my life as a good person as priest shud So i shall leave the last perachute to u as u have whole life ahead of u."
    To this the little boy says - don't fret old man ,
    there is a parachute for each of us ,The smartest president of America took my school bag----------- !
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    It was a smart one......
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    a good one...makes to smile upon d attitude of priest as well..
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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