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Smart Questions, Smarter Answers!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

    Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
    take four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built.
    Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A. Very large hands.(Good one)

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
    one hand.

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

    Q. What looks like half apple?
    A : The other half.

    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    A : Dinner.

    Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
    A : It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A : Liquid

     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Sure it is! I liked the last one more.
    Sriniketan
     
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    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Hey real good ones..........................
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Really goooooooooooooooooood........................

    -Shantha Kasiarunachalam
     
  7. Rajjo

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    good ones ..:wink:
     
  8. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Heena,
    Enjoyed very much.

    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  9. shashiv

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    Good one.... Enjoyed reading


    Shanti
     

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