Smart Indian

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  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer.

    He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.


    The bank officer says the bank will need some
    kind of security for such a loan,

    so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.

    Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
    interest, which comes to $15.41.


    The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Haa, haaa, haaa........... thats called BRILLIANCY..............
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Brilliant fellow,;-)
     
  5. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hahaha......

    Indians- smart always........
     
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    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Thanx Dear poonam,meena,vibha,punitha& moonbeam .
     

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