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Smart answers given by IAS candidates

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uns, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. uns

    uns New IL'ite

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    Question and the Answer given by IAS Candidates, who are Officers now.

    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)



    Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build the same wall?
    A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

    Q. What looks like half apple?
    A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)


    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

    A : Dinner.

    Q. What happened when wheel was invented?

    A : It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

    Interviewer said
    "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficultquestion. Think well before you make up your mind!
    " The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really
    difficult question."
    "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
    "What comes first, Day or Night?"

    The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

    "How" the interviewer asked,
    Sorry sir, your deal was to ask me ONE difficult question only and that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

    He was selected for IIM!

    "Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind"


    Give the best to your life and life will return you the same
     
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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    great....:2thumbsup:
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Good one...

    Veda
     
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    sheshin Gold IL'ite

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    Nice one........
     
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    yamusarna Silver IL'ite

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    :clap :clap

    keep it going.really enjoyed each one of it

    Yamuna.
     
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    hi,

    really good ones.:2thumbsup:
     

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