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Sixth Sense

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by safa, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    SIXTH SENSE

    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
    listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God
    bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
    do."

    The next day grandpa died.

    The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
    prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and
    good-bye grandma."

    The next day the grandmother died.

    Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,
    "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
    the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
    lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until
    midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going
    home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his
    watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a
    sigh of relief and went home.

    When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the
    matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
    day of my life."

    She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
    to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."


    :-D
     
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  2. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Seena !

    How can you post this joke, so naughty, naughty & naughty !!
    Love
    Anonymous.
     
  3. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    How can I...

    My Dear,
    When you are Present , how can I leave it without posting here?:-D
    Love you,
    Seena.
     
  4. vashini

    vashini Bronze IL'ite

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    hehehe! Really nice joke! Thanks for sharing it!
     
  5. Senorita

    Senorita Silver IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh oh my god poor father must have cracked his head :tongue
     
  6. Uma Jogi

    Uma Jogi Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
    oh my God...Good joke...!!
    daddy must have gone Mad to listen to his wife..!! hahahaha nice joke..!!
     

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