Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: "Aaloo?" Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do "phools" fall in love? Q: What did the fat car say? A: I`m a "mota"car. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don't "unda"-stand. Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A: "Jhinga" Bells. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was "puri". Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q: What language do carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. Q: What do you call an almost bald poet? A: Ik-bal. Dis ij da funkiest... Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - "HUT"
