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Silly and funny!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Q: What did the lonely banana say?
    A: I'm a"kela".


    Q: What did the green peas say?
    A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.


    Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
    A: "Aaloo?"


    Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
    A: In the Gobi desert.


    Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
    A: Why do "phools" fall in love?


    Q: What did the fat car say?
    A: I`m a "mota"car.


    Q: What did the confused egg say?
    A: I don't "unda"-stand.


    Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
    A: "Jhinga" Bells.


    Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
    A: I wish I was "puri".


    Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
    A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"


    Q: What language do carrots speak?
    A: Gajar-ati.


    Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
    A: Ik-bal.


    Dis ij da funkiest...
    Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
    A: Pizza - "HUT"
     
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  2. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Good Post...

    Thank you for posting...
     
  4. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    good one. thanks for sharing.
     

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