Signs of our times!!! Advertisement in Pune Shop: Guitar, forsale...cheap...........no strings attached. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Sign in a bar: "Those ......drinking to forget........ please pay in advance." ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Behind every great woman, there is a surprised man. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time! ------------------------------<WBR>----------------------- When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up............. reading. ------------------------------<WBR>-------------------- My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...?????????..He drinks straight out of the bottle. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------ I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Getting caught is the mother of Invention. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------- The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager. ------------------------------<WBR>------------------------ Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free :wave madhu