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Signs of our times

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by madhu11, May 8, 2007.

  1. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Signs of our times!!!

    Advertisement in Pune Shop:
    Guitar, forsale...cheap...........no strings
    attached.
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    Sign in a bar: "Those ......drinking to
    forget........ please pay in advance."
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    Behind every great woman, there is a surprised man.
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    A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all
    the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed
    single.
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    Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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    When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave
    up............. reading.
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    My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need
    glasses...?????????..He drinks straight out of the
    bottle.
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    I always leave an empty milk carton in the
    refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
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    Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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    Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you
    sleep alone.
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    The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
    in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to
    contact us.
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    Seen on a bulletin board:
    Success is relative. More the success, more the
    relatives.
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    Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
    We need your heads to run our business.
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    A traffic slogan:
    Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
    or else they will never be.
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    Sign in a restaurant:
    All drinking water in this establishment has been
    personally passed by the manager.
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    Seen in railway station at Patna:
    Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free


    :wave madhu
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice Ones!!
    ENjoyed.
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,very nice:2thumbsup:
     
  4. cool100

    cool100 New IL'ite

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    Nice ones Madhu
    I enjoyed a lot
    thanks for sharing:2thumbsup:
     
  5. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    :thankyou2: Ladies

    madhu
     

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