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shaadi ka laddoo....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kainaath, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. kainaath

    kainaath Senior IL'ite

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    David Bissonette

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
    keep her.




    Sacha Guitry


    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
    can't face each other, but still they stay together.



    Socrates


    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
    a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.



    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



    Dumas


    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
    does a woman want?



    Sigmund Freud


    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.



    Anonymous


    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
    a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."



    Sam Kinison


    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
    banking. It's called marriage."



    James Holt McGavran


    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
    second one didn't."



    Patrick Murray


    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



    Nash


    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
    once...



    Anonymous


    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.



    Henny Youngman


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


    Rodney Dangerfield


    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


    Anonymous


    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
    received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
    mine."


    Anonymous


    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



    SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE
    LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! :thumbsup
     
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