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School Days!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ssubhasr, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. ssubhasr

    ssubhasr Silver IL'ite

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    Teacher:"What is your name?".

    Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

    Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."

    Student:"My name is Sunlight ...

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    Teacher: What happened in 1869?

    Student:Gandhi ji was born.

    Teacher :What happened in 1873?

    Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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    Question:What is the fullform of maths.

    Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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    Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

    Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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    Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

    Student:A holiday

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    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

    Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

    Teacher :Why?

    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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    Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "

    Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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    Teacher: How old is ur father.

    Sunny:As old as I am.

    Teacher:How is it possible?

    Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
     
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Subha ma'am

    Had a great laugh!:rotflThe 'brotherly love' one is superb..
     

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