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sardarji strikes again

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sumitha, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. sumitha

    sumitha Senior IL'ite

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    Sardar start raising his bat on 35 runs. Sachin ask him its not a 50 or 100 ?
    Sardar replies : ONLY A GRADUATE CAN UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF SCORING 35 !
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    Interviewer : Explain digestive system in one line.
    Sardar: Its starts with right hand and ends with left hand.
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    Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
    Sardar : If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.
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    CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS Anthem.
    "Fight fight never surrender.
    After May there is November ..
    Where there is a will there is a way .......
    After November there is may.
     
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  2. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Ha ha ha ha...

    How's this.............

    Why did Hollywood actress Brooke Shields not marry James Bond?

    B'coz she did not want to be called Brooke Bond....bonk
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    AWESOME...frm both of uu..
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahha good ones
    Lara lara and Brooke bond were cool:cheers
     
  5. sumitha

    sumitha Senior IL'ite

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    Sardarji is attending an interview.
    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
    Sardarji : Ok
    Interviewer : Made in India
    Sardarji : Destroyed in Pakistan
    Interviewer : Keep it Up
    Banta Singh : Put it Down
    Interviewer : Maxi Mum
    Sardarji : Mini Dad
    Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
    Sardarji : Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
    Sardarji : Clever! Don't take my Seat
    Interviewer : I say you get out!
    Sardarji : You didn't say I come in
    Interviewer : I reject you!
    Sardarji : You Appoint me
    Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!

    Unfortunately, he did not get that job. And another interview.
    Interviewer: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
    Sardarji: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
    Interviewer: When did George Washington die?
    Sardarji: two days before his funeral.
    Interviewer: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
    Sardarji: All are born on Government Holidays.
    Interviewer: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
    Sardarj: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your daughter.


    Sardaji bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book and said:
    "My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310; Now it is 6610!"

    Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. She rejected him. Why?
    Because he writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE U SISTER
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    sumitha the last one is great ya I LOVE U SISTER
     
  7. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Thanx sumitha for sharing ,


    The interview was super....Big LaughBig Laugh

    .......I loved --------the mosquito can't mosquito...:rotfl
     
  8. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Sumitha ma'am n Saras ma'am

    Had a hearty laugh! Enjoyed the answer to the ques wen did George Washington die..
     
  9. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    wow...Just excellent...keep sharing
     
  10. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    All were real good ones.... Enjoyed....

    Veda
     

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