1. How many sardars are required to fix bulb on roof ? ans : 5 one stands on stool holding bulb other four rotate the stool to fix the bulb .............. 2. Sardar goes to petrol bunk watches a board " Don't use cell phones here " . he picks his phone book & makes call 2 everyome in his phone book & say dont call me now . 3. Teacher: why dont u do ur homework sardar : I am Hostel student . 4. a judge said order........ order........ order............. Sardar : 1 pizza , 2 parotha , 1 grean peas Masala...... judge : Shut up Sardar : no no SEVEN UP PLEASE . 5. Prof : what is chemical symbol of BARIUM Sardar: BA Prof : for SODIUM Sardar : NA Prof : What forms if when 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combines ? Sardar : BANANA.....................
6. A sardar doctor fall love with nurse he writes a love letter to nurse . " I LOVE YOU SISTER "..................... 7. why did 18 sardars went to picture ? Because below 18 was not allowed............. 8. sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine & chicken with him . somebody stops and ask him " kyon bhai ee sab lekhe kyu bhaite ho"? Sardarji tells " saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" ................... 9.sardar and H2o : Teacher : what is chemical formula of water ? sardar : hijklmno Teacher : what are u talking Sardar : yesterday u only told H to O
