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sardarji jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sravy, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. sravy

    sravy Bronze IL'ite

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    1. How many sardars are required to fix bulb on roof ?

    ans : 5

    one stands on stool holding bulb

    other four rotate the stool to fix the bulb ..............


    2. Sardar goes to petrol bunk watches a board
    " Don't use cell phones here " . he picks his phone book & makes call 2 everyome in his phone book & say dont call me now .


    3. Teacher: why dont u do ur homework
    sardar : I am Hostel student .


    4. a judge said

    order........
    order........
    order.............
    Sardar : 1 pizza , 2 parotha , 1 grean peas Masala......

    judge : Shut up

    Sardar : no no SEVEN UP PLEASE .



    5. Prof : what is chemical symbol of BARIUM
    Sardar: BA
    Prof : for SODIUM
    Sardar : NA
    Prof : What forms if when 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combines ?
    Sardar : BANANA.....................
     
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  2. sravy

    sravy Bronze IL'ite

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    6. A sardar doctor fall love with nurse he writes a love letter to nurse .
    " I LOVE YOU SISTER ".....................

    7. why did 18 sardars went to picture ?
    Because below 18 was not allowed.............

    8. sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks
    and he takes along some wine & chicken with him . somebody stops and ask him " kyon bhai ee sab lekhe kyu bhaite ho"?
    Sardarji tells " saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" ...................

    9.sardar and H2o :
    Teacher : what is chemical formula of water ? sardar : hijklmno
    Teacher : what are u talking
    Sardar : yesterday u only told H to O


     
  3. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    hey sravy,
    the second post is really funny.....:-D
     
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    Sardars and Madrasis never spared ...................
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good ones.....
     

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