> > Once a Sardar was travelling in a bus when the > driver puts break, sardar falls on a girl... > Girl::badhmash,kya kar rahe ho? > Sardar::Jee..mai punjab university mai final year BA > > .......................................................................................... > > American:::Hamare America mai war ho gaya hai > Sardar:::::hamare india mai to roz war hai... > American:::wo kaise??? > Sardar:::::somWAR,mangalWAR,budhWAR > > .......................................................................................... > > Sardar complaints to police::Sir all items in my > house r missing except the TV. > Police:::: Why the thief did not take the TV????? > Sardar::::I was watching TV naa. > > .......................................................................................... > > > Sardar came to exam hall with a plumber > Teacher:::Why have you brought a plumber along?? > Sardar::::Sir,I heard that the question paper is > leaked... > > ......................................................................................... > > Sardar in an interview > Intervier:::Where were u born? > Sardar::::::Chekoslovakya > Intervier:::Tell the spelling > Sardar::::::sorry sir, I was born in Goa