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Sardar Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    > Once a Sardar was travelling in a bus when the
    > driver puts break, sardar falls on a girl...
    > Girl::badhmash,kya kar rahe ho?
    > Sardar::Jee..mai punjab university mai final year BA
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    > American:::Hamare America mai war ho gaya hai
    > Sardar:::::hamare india mai to roz war hai...
    > American:::wo kaise???
    > Sardar:::::somWAR,mangalWAR,budhWAR
    >
    >
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    > Sardar complaints to police::Sir all items in my
    > house r missing except the TV.
    > Police:::: Why the thief did not take the TV?????
    > Sardar::::I was watching TV naa.
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    > Sardar came to exam hall with a plumber
    > Teacher:::Why have you brought a plumber along??
    > Sardar::::Sir,I heard that the question paper is
    > leaked...
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    > Sardar in an interview
    > Intervier:::Where were u born?
    > Sardar::::::Chekoslovakya
    > Intervier:::Tell the spelling
    > Sardar::::::sorry sir, I was born in Goa
     
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    jaisapmm Silver IL'ite

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    saikripa,
    Nice one

    Regards
     

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