SArdar is back

Sardar declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.


3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.


4.Threat:When I am on tour


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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.

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On Jeeto's bday

Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank
manager.

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..

 

hi,



once a sardar went in a plane for the first time.
he will always have a beetle leaf in his mouth.

sardar to the next person in the plane,

sardar:where is the dustbin?
next person:go straight turn right and then left,u will see a big red button,press it ,a tray will come out,that`s the bin.

sardar went straight,turned left and right instead of straight,right and then left.


there he saw a fat woman having a big red bindhi in the fore head.


sardar thought that this was the dustbin and gave the woman a punch in the fore head ,the woman shouted aaaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sardar spitted the beetle leaf in the woman`s mouth thinking that is the bin..........!
and he went & sat in his place..



--LATHA