SArdar is back

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  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    The Best way to Escape from a Problem is to Solve it"
    Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining.
    Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


    Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
    What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

    Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
    Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....


    [A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
    Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

    Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
    A Teacher lecturing on population:
    "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "

    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!.

    A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
    Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.


    Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
    The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
    Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
    And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing.
    He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
    Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
    Guess what...
    To avoid side effects!!!

    Man: Sardarji where were U born?
    Sardarji: Punjab .
    Man: Which part?
    Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".


    Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
    Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"

    A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
    Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
    Sardar replied- "
    B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

    Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
    I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

    A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
    She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"



    A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
    The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
    The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

    Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
    A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

    Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
    A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

    Santa Singh MBBS
    After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
    He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
    Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
     
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  2. vivbass

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    hahhahahha,good one:2thumbsup:
     
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    Hi

    i dont know many but i will share one--

    one sardarji says to his friend-- u know my father is a great hunter.
    friend--- ok what he used to hunt
    sardar--- he hunts tigers and lions.
    friend-- where?
    sardar-- in ludhiana
    friend-- in ludhiana impossible there we dont have tigers, lions how come he hunts.
    sardar--- bcoz my father killed them all so now we dont see tigers and lions in ludhiana.
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    friend-- it is so cold in our place that water in the glass freezes after ten min.
    sardar-- in our punjab it is so cold that cow dIrectly gives ice-cream INSTEAD OF MILK.



    BYE
     
  4. sunitak

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    :) thanks for the additions
     
  5. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi,

    One day one sardarji meets another sardarji and asks- y u r looking so worried. y not i must be worried everyone says sardar gets mad at 12o'clock. friend asks him then what are u going to do. sardarji says- what to do i am going to hold the hour needle of the watch tower still its 5min to 12, if it will not show 12 noone can say sardar are mad

    bye
     
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    One day a sardarji says to another sardarji- i am feeling very uncomfortable. friend asks why so? he said-- my mother has got three sons one is in Japan, another one is having a shop in Punjab where is the third one i am really fed up thinking of this. his sardar friend says-- need not to worry we will go to Punjab and ask ur brother where is third one.

    padma
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha .......................... good one.:2thumbsup:

    cheers bye
    sudha
     
  9. Padmash

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    Hi,

    once sardar was moving to another place along with family. everyone was busy packing but sardarji was busy in taking out name plate in which his current address was mentioned out of the house, he was struggling with that. his friend asked why u r so much worried for this name plate sardarji said i will put this name plate at the new house gate so that my address don't get changed.
    bye
    padma
     
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    hahahah..nice one padma..

    this joke I copied and altered from a site.


    How can you keep a sardhar busy?

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    sorry to hav occupied so much space ppl. :)..I felt only then we 'll feel like enjoying the joke.

    bubye
    karthika.
     

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