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Sardar at His Best Part-2

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Raaj, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Raaj

    Raaj New IL'ite

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    Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm1yr elderto you'...........
    Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry youNEXT YEAR.

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    WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) ATEMERGENCY?
    ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THEPHONE.

    27
    Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Sardar says... Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

    28
    A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide, U've 3 children?
    Sardarreplied: Ok! We"llapply NEXT YEAR

    29) Sardar's wish:when i die, I wana die like my grandpawho died peacefuly in his sleep not screaminlikeall d passengers in d car he was driving..

    31) Sardar at an ArtGallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

    32) Sardarwas writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked:" Why r u writing soslowly?
    Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read veryfast.

    33) Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyardinpunjab . Local sardars have so far found 500bodies and are stilldiggingfor more..

    34)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goeswalking at evening not in the morning. Sardarjireplied "Arey bhaiManmohan isPM not AM".

    35) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying inhospital. Mansays CHIN YU YAN n dies.
    Sard ar goes2 china 2 find meaningof friends last words.
    It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

    36)
    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror withhis eyes closed.
    Hiswife asked what you are doing ?
    He said-im seeing how i look whilesleeping.
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    Teacher: "I killed aperson" convert this sentence into future tense.
    Sardar: The futuretense is "u will go to jail".

    11
    Sardr gets ready,wears tie, coat,goes out, climbstree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks whyhe does this.
    Sa rdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

    12
    Sardarji stands below a tube light with mouth wide open.................. WHY?
    because his doctor advised him"Todays dinner should be light"

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    SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE,THE BOY MY KID & THEGIRL MY KIDNEY....

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    One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come tohiscollege.
    U kn ow Why?

    Because he wanted to check where the question
    paper is leaking...

    22
    A teacher told all students in a class to write anessay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except oneSardarji. He wrote"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
     
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  2. sandhya.mirra@

    sandhya.mirra@ New IL'ite

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    Excellent Jokes Raaj !!!! Marvellous - sandhyabonk
     
  3. Raaj

    Raaj New IL'ite

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    Hi Sandy,

    Thanks!!!!!! No one made comment for this post for quite long time. I think you have great sense of humour.

    Thanks
    Raj
     
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    padija Senior IL'ite

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    i couldn't stop laughing, keep it coming.......thanks for posting Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  5. sanyogita

    sanyogita New IL'ite

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    hi, raaj

    i have just joined today and had a great laugh by the jokes. Have read these kinda jokes after a long time, they were just too good. -sanyogita
     
  6. Senorita

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    Big Laugh sardarji hits once again... :rotfl
     
  7. lahy15

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotflnice one...
     
  8. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    Too goooooooooooooooooooodBig Laughthanx 4 making me laugh.
     
  9. gisjul

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    :2thumbsup::rotfl:wave::queen
     
  10. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice ones read them before but always good to read Sardar;s jokes again and again.
     

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