Please find how Santa singh answered his exam paper [FONT=Courier New, courier, monaco, monospace, sans-serif]Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam. ************ [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New, courier, monaco, monospace, sans-serif]Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section - a district in Rome. Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. Chronic - neck of a crow. Coma - punctuation mark. Cortisone - area around local court. Cyst - short for sister. Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. Dilate - the late British Princess Diana. Dislocation - in this place. Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. Enema - not a friend. Fake labour - pretending to work. Genes - blue denim. Hernia - she is close by. Impotent - distinguished/well known. Labour pain - hurt at work. Lactose - people without toes. Lymph - walk unsteadily. Microbes - small dressing gown. Obesity - city of Obe. Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. Proteins - in favour of teens. Pulse - grain. Pus - small cat. Red blood count - Dracula. Secretion - hiding anything. Tablet - small table. Ultrasound - radical noise. Urine - opposite of you're out. Varicose - very close.[/FONT]
