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Sania Mirza ,& other matters

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Sania Mirza ,& other matters<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />


    Today I read with interest the marriage of Sania and Shoiab, in <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:pLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Sialkot</ST1:CITY> , <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">Pakistan</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION></ST1:pLACE>.
    The best part was, the banner of their marriage was strange.Shoiabs friends could not get a new picture of their wedding in <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:pLACE w:st="on">Hyderabad</ST1:pLACE></ST1:CITY>, so they morphened his face on Mirza, the fiancée of Sania, here is the picture, strange eh !



    And the wedding Card were sold at 10,000 wow ! Never heard of such cheapos eh ! With the chaos, the couple had to leave early from their own reception.Looks like Shoiab is celebrating ina big way, showing off what a catch he has got from <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1:pLACE w:st="on">India</ST1:pLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, is it !!!!!!!!


    Today an SMS came , saying that now that u guys have taken away Sania, good riddance, now please take away Rakhee Sawant too !!!


    Sudha Sharma wrote a nice comment on my last blog, abut her wearing semi worn shoes when she goes to a temple , where people steal shoes, but hers are not stolen as they are not new.Reminded me of many things , so here it is.


    In Mumbai shoes are stolen a lot.When we have our condolence meetings, they are mostly in Mandirs and Gurudwaras, where u just keep yr shoes lying around.I have lost my shoes on a few occasions.Now my younger borther is a genius to avoid this.He gets his driver, and removes his shoes and socks, keeps them in the car, and wearsa Hawai chappal, and goes to the venue. And he keeps a few spare chappals of all sizes for us, or for anyone to whom he has given a lift. Ingenious I must say.


    Slippers are one things, <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:pLACE w:st="on">ur</ST1:pLACE></ST1:CITY> undies are another.When we had shifted to Jaipur, our local friends used to come over home for a drink everyday.Sometimes they used to sleep over, we used to keep plauing cards in the night, when harsha used to go to Mumbai.


    Now in the morning, they would tell me, kamal we did nto bring any clothes, yaar our undies are smelly, pls lend me yr undies, now what can I tell them, they would wear them, leave theirs here fo the wash, and return mine after a few days, and I used to tell them , keep it as a gift from me.How can I wear mine, when they have touched someone else’s u know what. Cheeeeeeeee !!!


    Iran has declared that the earthquake is caused by women showing skin !
    So to prove it, a group has formed on Facebook, which urges women to show cleavage and if possible much more, and women met at a place and showed it. and there has been a quake in Taiwan, so this theory has been proved.

    TheGujerat Earthquake in 2001, was bcs of this too, i wonder ! The wrath of Mother Earth, to see her daughters, show more and more skin everyday ?

    My views on this ? None whatsoever, im just smiling, that;s all.

    IPL Gate - Well i had a great time last week, with all the dirty linen being washed in public, warts and all. and i loved about Preity, and Shilpa, both acting as owners, shouting and waving flags, they dont know a thing about cricket, and the BCCI says, none of them have put in a penny, to which Shilpa says, Kundra is the owner, i am the ambassador.By Ambassador she means, she trapped the poor fellow to put his money here, and his money is her money na ! Same is the case with Preity, she has no stake, but some papers say she is worth 400 crores of that punjab thing.Sweat equity eh ! Who knows



    And below that I am posting some jokes as usual.Let me see, u liked my short blog , or my jokes more. !!!

    Here are the Jokes



    Viagra now available in powder Form to be added to your Tea.
    It does nothing for you, but prevents yr biscuit from getting Soft !!!


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    Court mein pati talaq ke liye <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:pLACE w:st="on">gaya</ST1:pLACE></ST1:CITY>, aur judge ko bola
    “ Judgesaab, I am not happy with my wife
    Wife Boli – Kamine, saara mohalla Khush hai, sirf Tere hi nakhare hai !!!





    Teacher to Students – Answer my questions without stopping , ok ?
    Bharat ka Rashtrapati Kaun hai,
    Kutab Minar kahan hai,
    Shatatbdi kis raftaar se chalti hai,
    Murgi Humein kya deti hai ?

    One of the students started answering as followings, fast without stopping

    Smt.Patil, Delhi Mein, 140 kms ki raftaar se,Ande deti hai !!!





    Sardarni came last in the Breast Stroke Swimming Contest.later she lamented
    “ I don’t want to complain, but I think other ladies were using their Arms !!!




    What did Sunanda whisper in ST’s ears ?

    “ Push” kar




    The Three Sisters


    Three Sisters get married together and go on their honeymoon.Mom tells them to sMS her and tell her how it went.

    1<SUP>st</SUP> Sister SMS ed – Nescafe . Mom checks out the Advt which says
    It reads “ Good to the Last Drop “.


    Mom is happy and she waits for the 2 nd one, who SMS es
    Benson and Hedges .Mom checks out the Advt

    KING SIZE, EXTRA LONG. Mom is happy

    3<SUP>rd</SUP> Sis – British Airways
    3 times Daily, 7 days a week ,Both Ways

    Mom Faints !!!




     
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  2. Priya_Mommy

    Priya_Mommy Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Kamalji,
    Good informative post. Though I dont know intension behind this because it has lot of things, but enjoyed reading it.

    Sania mirza's marriage became a national issue, I think now everything will be settled even her career too. I dont think they will make her play to India and advice her to wear burkha to play tennis in CW and olympics too.
    No doubt, they are of cheapest souls who sold wedding cards. They bargained for media rights to cover their reception...each and everythign they made with a business mind.
     
  3. ganges

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    dear Kamalji,

    enjoyed reading your thread. I also read that shohail sold the invitations for 15000 and he has been penalised for serving more than one dish in his reception. very funny. he can marry as many times as he want but cant serve food or put more decorative lights in the reception.

    the chappals matter I think all over India it is the same. In the temples in south India it is sure that you will loose your slippers.

    the undee part, in our house it is more funny. both my sons used to come together our home town for atleast 10 days in a year. and it is sure I will find minimum 4 or 5 undies left by them. I used to wash and keep for them for their next trip but the fun part is next time they both will say it is not theirs. Like that I am having a small sack full of dashes.

    the jokes part are tooooooo much but still enjoyed.


    ganges
     
  4. archu1981

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    kamalji...
    i really enjoyed reading this...wow hillarious and informative tooo.i liked all of it....and chappals part is very good..whn i was akid we use to carry a bag we kept all our chappals in it and hide it somewhere so all are safe..but once we lost the bag itself ..hahaha
     
  5. Kamalji

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    Dear Priya,

    Yes everything they did with money in mind.Reminds me of that actor Chunkey Pandey, he used to get his birthdays sponspored too, with banners all over.You have all sorts of cheapos around.

    Well there wre many topics i had in mind, blog getting long so cut it short.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dea r Ganges,

    HAHA.You have rightly pointed out that Shoiab can have upto 4 marriages, but he cant have more than one dish eh ! why is Pakistan poor or what ?
    Have mioney, keep as many dishes as u can !

    Well since they have not seen the undies for a long time, yr sons are right in forgetting them.As they say, out of sight , out of mind.

    The jokes are a bit spicey, but well i hope they are decently decent:biglaugh

    Thanks for the lovely FB.Regards

    kamal
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Archu,

    I see u first time on my blogs, welcome to my blogs, which have no tail or head, god knows wehre they start and wehre they finish, but be rest assured, they will bring a smile to yr face, for sure, either the blog or the jokes.HAHA

    Lost the bag itself eh ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Classic one really.Too good.

    Thanks for the lovely FB.Regards

    kamal
     
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    Dear Kamalji
    At present it looks like Sania and Shoaib has got a jackpot, looks like she is going to be the queen of Pakistan presented a golden crown and proclaimed as Ambassasors of population and welfare ministry.
    But how long all this is going to last what is what we will have to see...

    Teacher students joke was the best...hahaha 140km ke raftars se andedeti hai....hehehe
     
  9. Kamalji

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    Dear Aruna,

    Shall we give them Rakhee Swant, Mamta Kulkarni , Mallika Sherawat and others too !!! :biglaugh

    Thanks, spinx lady.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
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    Kamalji....
    Toooo Goood... after lunch when I opened snippets and read your blog Had a hearty laugh and now no need for desserts!!!... you've as usual changed my mood and there is lot of pending work:hide::bonk
    Chalo at last we shall be spared of sania and gang... don't worry there are enough celebrities in waiting to make fools of themselves so you will never run out of topics:cheers
    Chappals getting stolen outside mandir is a all India phenomena..my Mom in law always wears nearly torn ones even then a couple of times they have got stolen!!
    your jokes are:rotfl:rotfl....
    K
     

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