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Revenge......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Just c what a spouse that had been ur BETTERT HALF turn into a BITTER HALF. n what is she/he capable of doing........SWEET POISION.....

    Ex-Wife's Revenge......

    She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
    put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

    When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

    She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

    Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
    Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
    and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

    Nothing worked.

    People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
    Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

    A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
    Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

    They had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    Then one day the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told
    her the saga of the rotting house.

    She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

    The man readily agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day believing she may change her mind if she found out how bad the stink was.

    She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.... INCLUDING THE CURTAIN
    RODS.
     
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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    moon beams,,

    Thats great idea of revenge................
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hs been posted earlier, but enjoyed it.
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good revenge..... I will remember this when I look for a new Girl Friend....

    Veda
     
  5. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi moon beams,

    Enjoyed reading this post... Good one... :2thumbsup:
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Yeah.......and remember, humans come with unique n new ideas......so....Beware n get ready to search ...............
     
  8. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    nice revenge:2thumbsup: unable to control the laugh after reading the climax.:mrgreen:
     

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