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  1. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    ***My Favourite Joke Of The Day****

    A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage.

    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents:

    A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

    Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A BBC reporter, Laura Kuenssberg, had watched the whole event.

    Laura, addressing the Harley rider says. "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

    The Harley rider replies. "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

    Miss Kuenssberg. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a BBC journalist, you know and tomorrow's news will run this story. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

    The biker replies. "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit.”

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker turns on BBC News to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.

    BBC Headline: RIGHT WING UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

    And THAT pretty much sums up the BBC's approach to the news these days....
     
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  2. Thyagarajan

    Thyagarajan Finest Post Winner

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    Thank you sir. Modi & co and I enjoy the punch.
    Regards.
     
  3. swarnamary

    swarnamary Gold IL'ite

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    Now all the channels became more like BBC..:BangHead::yikes:
     

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