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Reply to a rejection letter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fiona, May 19, 2010.

  1. fiona

    fiona Bronze IL'ite

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    i just want to share with you guys this letter which is a reply to a rejection letter. Have a good laugh!


    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA 34109
    Dear Professor,
    Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.
    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
    Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
    Sincerely,
    He Man ( Master of the Universe )
     
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  2. bhuvanhan

    bhuvanhan Silver IL'ite

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  3. fiona

    fiona Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks bhuvanhan...
     
  4. Nalins

    Nalins New IL'ite

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    Very Hilarious Fiona!!

    thanks for sharing.... :)
     
  5. sandh

    sandh IL Hall of Fame

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    hai fiona very nice joke...........thanks for sharing,sandhya
     
  6. behappyalways

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    Good one

    Thanks for sharing
    BHA
     

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