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Reason why students fail in Exam.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.


    Typical academic year for a student:

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    1.) Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.


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    2.) Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.


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    3.) 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.


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    4.) 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.


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    5.) 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.


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    6.) 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.


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    7.) Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.


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    8.) Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.


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    9.) For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.


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    10.) Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.


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    11.) That 1 day is your birthday.


    How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

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    Balance Days = 0


    "Then how can a student pass ????????"


     
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  2. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    gud one

    Hi heena,

    gud calculation.Must b done by a student.
     

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