Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

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  1. chatkara_tasty

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    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

    Answer: "tea please"

    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

    Answer : "Ceylon tea "

    Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"


    Answer: "white"

    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

    Answer: "With milk "

    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

    Answer: "With cow milk please.

    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

    Answer: "With sugar"

    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

    Answer: "Cane sugar "

    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

    Answer: "Mineral water"

    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
     
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    :-D :-D cool...........
     
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    :2thumbsup:
    Hilariuos!!!!!

    -Ramya
     
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    Really good one.
     
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    Really a good one.............Keep Rocking !
     
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    hahhaha,nice one,i feel thirsty now.:2thumbsup:
     
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    good one..........
     
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    Dear Chakara,
    Very nice and how true!
    Meenu
     

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