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read a moral story of the day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vidyasundar, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
    Traveling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three
    Of
    them died.

    Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

    He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

    But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to
    HELL.

    Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.



    He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three
    of
    them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused
    public
    positions, etc. then why the differential treatment?

    He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation
    before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or
    pre-conceived notions.

    Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
    English
    test.

    PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.

    Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.

    It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

    Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

    He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and
    thus
    forced to fail with false intent.

    Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
    chance
    assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an
    equal
    platform for all three).

    PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily an
    passes.

    Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

    Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."

    Tough one. He fails again and Laloo is extremely unhappy.

    Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now
    requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

    Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not
    take
    any more tests.

    PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?" He replied "1947" and
    passed.

    Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence
    struggle?"

    He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
    200,000 or 300,000.

    Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

    It's Laloo's turn now.
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    Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who
    died
    in the struggle.

    Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.



    Moral of the story

    IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Vidya
    good one Laloo was really pissed off. hahaha
    Love
    Aruna
     

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