Ravana Incognito Door bell rings in a flat and a woman, alone in the house, opens the door Beggar : Amma, please give me something to eat. I am starved. Woman : Here take. Beggar : Please come out and give amma. Woman : "Ok". Beggar : Ha Ha Ha Ha - I am Ravana, King of Lanka. Woman : Ha Ha Ha - I am not Sita, I am the servant maid . Beggar : Ha Ha - even better, I still regret carrying away Sita. But now, Mandodari will be happy, we want a maid, I am going to kidnap you. Woman : Ha Ha Ha - only Rama will come searching for Sita, but if I go missing, ALL the people in this colony of gated community will come searching for me. Ravana runs back. "Maid" in India, in high demand.