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Problem solver

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by santhisreekondabolu, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. santhisreekondabolu

    santhisreekondabolu New IL'ite

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    One fine day*, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
    drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few
    people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

    At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built
    like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver
    and said, *"Big John doesn't pay*!" and sat down at the back.

    Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?
    Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy
    about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made
    a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

    This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big
    John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. *He
    signed up for body building courses, karate, judo*, and all that good stuff.

    By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt
    really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again
    got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

    The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "*And why
    not?* "

    With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "*Big John has a bus
    pass* .":lol:

    *Management Lesson*: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before
    working hard to solve one."
     
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  2. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    nice post..............
     
  3. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    good moral...thanks for sharing
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one
    Sriniketan
     
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    Good one. Thanks for sharing.

    Madhu
     
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