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Poem of love by an accountant

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    In the journal paper of my heart,
    I have written a journal entry.
    Debiting your love and your affection.
    Darling you write the narration,
    Your first love, I had already adjusted
    On the ledger-folio column,
    Any way our relations are true assets
    On double-entry system
    In addition, our love is true real and tangible
    You debit-what comes in,
    I credit-what goes out.
    Your beauty is the capital of business.
    My eyes are stock in trade.
    Let us enter into transaction,
    You secretly give me a trade discount,
    I openly give you a cash discount
    And thus my partner,
    Our trading and profit-loss account will show super profit
    My dear let us re-concile,
    all our errors and total the trial balance of our affairs
    arithmetically without maintaining any suspense account.
    In the balance sheet of our life
    Our children will be our true assets and liabilities
    If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
    If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors
    But if we have a boy and a girl,
    Our balance sheet will tally automatically.


    P.S. Wonder what Sridhar Sir has to say about this one....
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaha
    daffodil you have really tallied the balance sheet so well ya
     

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