Personality Predictions.......

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  1. sunitabagla

    sunitabagla New IL'ite

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    Welcome to New Year in UR LIFE..... LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY
    AND SEE WHAT KIND OF A PEST U ARE!!!


    January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
    January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
    January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
    February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
    February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
    February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
    March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
    March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
    March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite
    April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
    April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
    April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
    April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
    May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
    May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
    June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
    June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
    June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
    June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite
    July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
    July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
    July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
    July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
    August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
    August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
    September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
    September 28 - 30 ~ Ass
    October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
    October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
    October 28 - 31 ~ Snake November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
    November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
    December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
    December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

    If you are an Ass: A very loyal and sweet person. Your
    loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes
    to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed.
    Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason
    why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your
    wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular
    and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them
    being quality-personified.

    If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The
    mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to
    everyone. You are an ex! tremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder
    people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all
    get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need
    to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle
    around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite
    your wrath.
    God bless the person then!

    If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name,
    you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you
    are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place
    for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to
    tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you
    receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well,
    well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the
    maximum and get their work done. So be careful.! ....
    If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable
    person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer
    quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each
    thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to,
    you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look
    forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle
    along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy
    in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.
    If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at
    heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of
    people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person
    who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk
    behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give,
    give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in
    return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what
    the best trait of you guys remains.

    If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky
    approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you
    remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the
    leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times
    of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They
    can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and
    organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you.
    Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....
    If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who
    can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going
    berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected
    group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the
    way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose
    out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from
    difficult and tight spots when they really need you.
    If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want
    things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and
    love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are
    unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your
    name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all
    panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When
    you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling
    in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!
     
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  2. Preethi Patnaik

    Preethi Patnaik New IL'ite

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    Dear sunitabagla,

    The names are wickedly funny but the details are bang on -lovely read and quite insightful.
    So what pest are you? I am a slug.

    cheers
    preethi
     
  3. banupriya

    banupriya New IL'ite

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    Hi Friends!:hiya
    My Date of Birth is May 11th But In Your Message have no this date. What pets in between of May 1st to 13th Please replayComputer Typing
     
  4. Preethi Patnaik

    Preethi Patnaik New IL'ite

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    May 1st to 13th slug

    April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
    April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
    May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Yes Sunitha u did not say what pest r u???
    I am bull frog................hahahaha
    nice one
     
  6. Senorita

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    Hi nice post lol..

    Me parasite, and this wat it says;
    People feel very easy in your company.... :exactly:
     
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    sharadha Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi sunitha,

    I am a skunk...Felt gud after reading thisBow. U made my day.
     
  8. lakshmip

    lakshmip New IL'ite

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    hi sunitha,

    Nice post.
    i am a parasite.

    but my hubby don't match with ape personality ...
    anybody disagree with the predictions...
    just kidding....anyway its really a fun.


    love
    lakshmi.
     
  9. passionate89

    passionate89 Platinum IL'ite

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    If I am born on Feb 29?? Its not included in the list :(
     
  10. passionate89

    passionate89 Platinum IL'ite

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    but its real fun... just went through for all ....:)
     

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