Brush or cap the brain SINCE a score and one year ago, spouse has been complaining about my not putting the tiny cap back on the toothpaste. This anniversary, I decided to eschew this bad habit and make my wife rejoice. For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to pat me, but she never did it. Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?" Wedlock is a difficult task to remain in relationship, I tell you".
Can someone please help me, this is the only place where I am getting the option to post. When I go to the forums I am getting the "insufficient privileges" message in the bottom of the screen. I am a silent follower of this forum but I need some help and keep coming back to see if my ID has been activated but no luck. Thank you for the help. @IL_Admin @Thyagarajan
[QUOTE="Needhelp01, post: 4251464, member: 485914"]Can someone please help me, this is the only place where I am getting the option to post. When I go to the forums I am getting the "insufficient privileges" message in the bottom of the screen. I am a silent follower of this forum but I need some help and keep coming back to see if my ID has been activated but no luck. Thank you for the help. @IL_Admin @Thyagarajan[/QUOTE] Topical forum ->pregnancy-> * sub forums -> select and click you would find it pops up with message to post new in red block above box of thread titles and also below it. Explore ... only in a limited forums that restriction message about privilege would appear. Besides you must log in and respond d to few of threads in different forum for atleast few days. Something like a threshold level of clicking likes and posting your response or reaction to the content. Wish you all the best. Regards. God bless.
you will walk todayA pal of mine went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. He narrated his experience: The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs" The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. So I now have compelling reason to believe in all religions.
A man asked Actor Vijayakanth, "why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' ' Doctor: Which soap do you use? Lady Patient:A. A. ANJALI's (AAA) soap. Doctor: Paste? Patient: A.A.A. paste Doctor: Shampoo? Patient: - AA ANJALI's shampoo. Doctor: Is A.A.A - an international brand? Patient: No. A.A. Anjali is my Roommate ! A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman responded – “It is always My husband’s cheque book!” A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the top floor!”. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call endearingly your wife "Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?" Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call, he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Husband to wife, "Today is a fine day" Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing. Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind. Argument between British and Indian. British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs "hahaha" India:- "hahaha" we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha" Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS.. Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student Sardar in computr exam. Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ? Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer.
A man asked Actor Vijayakanth, "why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' ' Doctor: Which soap do you use? Lady Patient:A. A. ANJALI's (AAA) soap. Doctor: Paste? Patient: A.A.A. paste Doctor: Shampoo? Patient: - AA ANJALI's shampoo. Doctor: Is A.A.A - an international brand? Patient: No. A.A. Anjali is my Roommate ! A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman responded – “It is always My husband’s cheque book!” A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the top floor!”. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call endearingly your wife "Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?" Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call, he asked Devil, how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Husband to wife, "Today is a fine day" Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing. Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind. Argument between British and Indian. British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs "hahaha" India:- "hahaha" we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha" Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS.. Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student Sardar in computr exam. Exmnr- whtz microsoft excel ? Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer.
