Overheard

Overheard ….over the years

In a car …
The person whose attention you are trying to catch is not responding …..

The person whose car you are trying to overtake is not reacting ….

At a house …

Feel free to use our toilet …its dirty any way

He wants a customized ear piece as he selective in hearing
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in a class for 8 year olds

We use our reproductory organs to breath

In a driving school for cars …..

We put out our left hand when we want to turn left .

"If I have an accident …ill fain."
"Madam ,What if you caused it?"
"All the same ,ill faint."

"Madam ,I hope you are aware that each speed has a different gear .".

Man to his wife to be ……

"I am a regular at the bar (!!!!).

At a mall ….

"How dare you knock my father down ……!"

At the hospital …..
"Don’t worry ,Its only a safety pin that he has swallowed and it was not open ."

One four year old to the other …..

"Yesterday at the circus, the elephant stamped my toe …see ive put a handy plast on it"

At a wedding …..
"Come again ….She s your aunt’s husband’s niece who is married to your brother’s wife’s ……."

Seven year old to her mother ..

"Capital of Maharashtra ? I wrote "on"Delhi but Sithara wrote Kapil Dev ."

"I ate all the chocolates because you didn’t tell me not to ."

Man to five year old…..

"Son what is d. o.g?"
"Dog"
"Ok.... so now you ask me something."
"Okay …what is s.p.q?"

At the dentist …..

Madam they are not cavities ,they are manholes.

Six year old first born ……

"Why didn’t you ask God for a better baby who’s not so naughty ?"

A man to his car

"Now…what’s your problem today!!"

Nineteen nothing to friend

"Ooh I am so much in love with him."
"Eeeek ..he’s a freak !!!"
"That’s the best part!"

Son to mother

“Is it enough that you go over the pictures in the obituary page everyday ?Don’t you want to see yours on it someday ”