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Only in America

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pebblebeach, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. pebblebeach

    pebblebeach Senior IL'ite

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    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Very True.......
     
  3. SupriyaDinesh

    SupriyaDinesh Silver IL'ite

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    Its 100% true.. Nice post
     

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