[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]one more fwd joke One fine morning Amitabh Bachchan told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum > chalayenge..". > > Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.." > > Amitabh :"Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya > dancekarke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kareke dikhau.....Hain" > > Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom > > breaks one red signal......... > > breaks second red signal.......... > > breaks on more red signal........... > > > > Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to come to the > side of the road.. > > Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo licence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke > kagjaaat..." > > Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see > him........ > > Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers.... > > "Sir, aap jaldi yahan aye naake par..." > > Sir:"KYun kya hua??" > > Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai aur maine us gaadi ko side me > rakha he" > > Sir: "To phir?" > > Hawaldar:"Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska > challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yahan aiye .." > > > Sir:"KON MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??" > > HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE ... AMITABH BACHHAN > KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....". > Keep Laughing > >[/FONT]
