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One More for our dear Lalloo from Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Blondie, Dec 29, 2007.

  1. Blondie

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    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
    A few days later he got this reply:


    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
    You do not meet our requirements.
    Please do not send any further correspondence.
    No phone call shall be entertained.
    Thanks
    Bill Gates.




    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
    He arranged a press conference where he made the following announcement:


    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


    Everyone was delighted.

    Laloo prasad continued......

    "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ?

    par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

    You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

    our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

    Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

    No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

    shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.


    Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.


    Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
     
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