hi friends.... read and smile....:-D No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun. Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends! Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting! Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING? A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?" Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book." My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love!
Zeenat, Good ones! Gave me a little laugh here at work on this very rainy morning here in the UK, many thanks:2thumbsup: Vish