Think: A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. 2. Business: A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab! 3. Smile: A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" 4. Branch manager: Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager." 5. Light dinner: Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light" 6. Leaking: One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... 7. Raining: Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. 8. Most difficult question: Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
