Nursery Rhymes...v/s.<WBR>...Politicians Laloo Bhai bihari Went up the pahari To fetch a bail for court order Laloo fell down And lost his crown But Rabri reigned thereafter. ******** Laxman laxman Yes pappa eating money no pappa telling lies no pappa open yr drawer ha ha ha ******** samata party is falling down falling down falling down samata party is falling down falling down falling down my fair jaitley (jaya) ********* Wha Wha Black Sheep Have you pulled the wool? Yes sir, Yes sir, Three bags full. One for my father, One for my dame, And one for the CBI Crying in the lane. ******* Little Miss Bharti, Did a Maha-arti, So the BJP would always hold sway. There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP. And frightened Miss Bharti away. ******** Little Lal Advani Sat with his TV vahini Taking his party's rai He stuck out his thumb, hoping to pull out the plum, And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?' ******** Batsman-bowler sat on the ball. Batsman-bowler had a great fall, All the bookies' cookies, All the bribers' men, Couldn't put Indian cricket together again. ******** Bankers and ministers Sold for a penny All the swindlers are so many The envy's green And the CBI red's Nail them all, and get their head, head, head.
