Nuclear power

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  1. sunitak

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    A strange man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the
    stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
    quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
    the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?''

    "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?''

    "OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
    question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
    a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

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